Formerly: "Things Which I Should Be Doing That I am Not". They are:

• Studying for Monday's test on aphasia cliassification ("Pop quiz, hot shot. Which type of aphasic syndrome is characterized by preserved auditory comprehension, non-fluent speech and severely impaired repetition?")


• Writing a proposal on measuring syllable complexity in verbal fluency tests of Parkinson's patients. Nearly a week overdue now. Woo! Livin' la vida NIH.


• Translating French historical literature on aphasia. Although to be fair, that was kind of sprung on me Monday morning.


• Working on my own historical aphasia article, which does not involve the French. Much.


• Studying my copy of the test manual for the Western Aphasia Battery. Mainly because I haven't yet made a copy of said manual. (Does anyone notice a theme here? My life is being consumed by injured brain language. It's a riff on zombies heretofore undiscovered. Speaking of which,)


• Writing my fabulous and earth-shattering treatise on Manifest Destiny and the zombie myths. The truth must be told!


• Hey, are taxes due soon?


• Calling my dad and sister.


• Finishing the knit bunny suits. Gah. Last weekend I was looking forward to finishing the first one right up, except that I did the ears late on Friday night, after two martinis. Consequently, I did them on the inside of the hood. Yes I have to pick them out completely and start again, which has dimmed my enthusiasm for the whole endeavor. Call me when the children graduate.

Although in my defense, I have worked an insane amount of hours this week. With brains. No wonder I watch so many zombie movies.