May 01, 2005

Focc you, and I mean that in the tastiest way possible

I had a pretty bad day at work, so I came home and crawled into bed with a book that horror of horrors did not pertain to either work or aphasia. I expect the Brain Injury police momentarily. When I woke up, I cleaned the house to settle my nerves. That and I had a martini. (What? It was after 5. Don't judge me.) Also I sent drunk emails to loved ones, so Transient O, please forgive me.

I had a bowl of soup and debated my next course of action. Even at that point I recognized it probably shouldn't involve another martini. I'd like to be able to tell y'all that I sprung into action and went and worked out, wrote the rest of my paper, brought peace to the Middle East and universal health care to the US, but realistically I read another 50 pages of McNally's Luck by Lawrence Sanders. After that, I made foccaccia.

My favorite and most endangered cookbook is the UC Davis Coffeehouse Cookbook, a spiral-bound, limited edition collection of recipes that played a huge part in my misspent edumacatin'd youth. There are scone recipes and frosting recipes ("Why I remember when you could get a coffee house mug refill and a cookie for under a dollar!" "Sandra, you are OLD.") and Cheezy Albatross Salad (mock not until you've tried it), bagel spreads and soups (the aforementioned soup? Yeah, that's a UCDCC one. Pestomato. I believe it is El Yo's favorite.) and of course, foccacia. The first time I made this recipe, El Yo scoffed (actual honest-to-good scoffing, with realistic snorting action!) because this bread is not flat and chewy, but incredibly puffy and garlicky. It is awesome with industrial grade mustard. This cookbook is endangered because it invariably winds up face down in a puddle of recipe on the counter.

Boy My Day Was Foccacia'd Up

  • active dry yeast - 2 packages
  • sugar - 1 tsp
  • warm water - 2 cups
  • flour - 6 1/2 cups
  • salt - 2 1/2 tsp
  • olive oil - 1/2 cup
  • garlic, minced - 2 cloves (or, y'know, 8)
  • basil - 2 tbsp
  • mozzarella, grated - 1 cup
  • parmesan, grated - 1/2 cup, or whatever cheddar is threatening to go off in the fridge

  • Preheat the oven to 350 degrees. In a small bowl dissolve yeast and sugar in 1/2 cup warm water (110-115 degrees). Set bowl next to warming oven and allow mixture to double in size (about 15-20 minutes).

  • In a large bowl, combine flour, salt, oil, herbs, cheeses and 1 1/2 cups warm water. Gently fold in risen yeast. Combine into a dough and knead on a floured surface until all flour, cheese and herbs are combined. Add more warm water or flour as needed to achieve a soft spongy dough.

  • When thoroughly kneaded use a rolling pin to roll the dough out in the shape of a rectangle about the size of a 1" baking pan. Rub the bottom of the pan with olive oil, dust with cornmeal and roll the dough into the pan.

  • Poke holes in the dough with a fork, cover with a clean towel and allow to rise for approximately 20 minutes. Then bake for 25-30 minutes, until the top is golden brown.




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