July 11, 2005

26-49

It's harder than it looks.


  • 26. "If you think that by threatening me you can get me to do what you want... Well, that's where you're right. But - and I am only saying that because I care - there's a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market that are just as tasty as the real thing."
    --Real Genius
  • 27. "Ooh! Aaaah! That's how it always starts. Then later there's running and screaming."
    --Jurassic Park 2: The Lost World
  • 28. "Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, "the Whale," they only beat Vancouver once, maybe twice in a lifetime."
    --Mallrats
  • 29. "I wonder how some people could be such a necessary part of one's life one day and simply vanish the next. Isn't it supposed to last?"
    --Threesome

  • 30. Reverend Harper: Have you ever tried to persuade him that he wasn't Teddy Roosevelt?

    Abby Brewster: Oh, no.

    Martha Brewster: Oh, he's so happy being Teddy Roosevelt.

    Abby Brewster: Oh... Do you remember, Martha, once, a long time ago, we thought if he'd be George Washington, it would be a change for him, and we suggested it.

    Martha Brewster: And do you know what happened? He just stayed under his bed for days and wouldn't be anybody.

    --Arsenic and Old Lace
  • 31. "I am nobody's little weasel."
    --Amelie
  • 32. "If anyone needs me or if your grandmother drops dead, I'll be at the vicarage."
    -Midsomer Murders: Garden of Death
  • 33. Daphne Castle: Your friend Sir Horace Blatt just called. He's having trouble with his piffle valve.

    Poirot: Madame, such a device has yet to be invented.

    Daphne Castle: I daresay you're right, I wasn't listening very closely, but the result is that he will be 24 hours late. "
    --Evil Under the Sun
  • 34. Mrs. Van Schuyler: You perfectly foul French upstart!

    Hercule Poirot: Belgian upstart, please madame.
    --Death on the Nile
  • 35. "Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops."
    --Arsenic and Old Lace
  • 36. "Boys, ya gotta learn not to talk to nuns that way."
    --The Blues Brothers
  • 37. Shaun: Phillip, have you still got the child locks on?

    Phillip, turning into a zombie: Safety first, Shaun.

    --Shaun of the Dead
  • 38.Ulysses: You ever been with a woman?

    Delmar: I gotta get the family farm back before I start worrying about that.
    --O Brother Where Art Thou
  • 39. [after the squid-induced croaking of two hunky dude divers]

    "Whip" Dalton: How's Hadley holding up?

    Dana "Daughter" Dalton: She's starting to calm down. Good thing she didn't sleep with both of them.
    --Peter Benchley's Beast
  • 40. "What's in the bag?"
    --Run Lola Run
  • 41. "Hey bum-fuck police, I'm being chased by a guy who likes to pull tongues out of severed heads with his teeth. Is there a special extension for that?"
    --Jeepers Creepers
  • 42. General Sternwood: How do you like your brandy, sir?

    Marlowe: In a glass.

    --The Big Sleep
  • 43. "Bought marmalade? Oh dear, I call that very feeble."
    --Gosford Park
  • 44. Rain: All the people that work here are dead.

    Spence: Well that doesn't stop them from walking around.

    --Resident Evil
  • 45. "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum."
    --They Live
  • 46. "When your head says one thing and your whole life says another, your head always loses."
    --Key Largo
  • 47. "Lighten up, Francis."
    --Stripes
  • 48. "Even hell has its heroes, senor."
    --The Ninth Gate
  • 49.James Bond: One bullet against my six?

    Francisco Scaramanga: I only need one, Mr. Bond.

    --The Man with the Golden Gun




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