September 19, 2007


Old teenage hopes alive at your door


I'm being stalked by Feist.

Exhibit 1: As soon as I tried to tune a radio station on last.fm, no matter what artists I chose, last.fm brought me Feist. Ani diFranco? You'll like Feist. Mountain Goats? You'll like Feist. Phil Collins? You'll like Feist. Which, now that I think of it, is not so much evidence of stalking as it is of a broken algorithm.

Exhibit 2: WRUV wanted me to like Feist, and played a boppy, disco non-1234 song for me one horrible Saturday when I had to work while under the weather. It made the morning more tolerable. And then it turned out that Feist was playing in Burlington.

Exhibit 3: Feist's the boppy happy songster in those new iPod Nano commercials. C'mon. You know you bop along.

Here. Bop along some more. It's that kind of evening.


Oddmonster hid a creepy doll in the garden at 11:04:15 PM

September 12, 2007


Shine on, Harvest Moon



Fun weekend plans
Originally uploaded by Oddmonster
I've seen all these entries in people's blogs lately where they're apologizing for not posting in awhile, and I am no stranger to posting those entries myself, but I've finally figured out why there's been such a glut of them: it's summer! No one's home! We're all outside, just jumping around....doing things! And I'm no exception.

Last Friday I headed out from work with a borrowed rope, a smattering of locking carabiners and a couple of slings, and promptly got lost somewhere between Burlington and Lower Bolton. I'm really lucky my climbing partner was patient, and willing to just snack until I got my act together. I was really lucky with my climbing partner in general, as she was not only safety-conscious (big points with me) but also free with the beta and talky in general, so we each wound up talking through all the climbs, belayer and climber both.

And as we had Lower Bolton ALL TO OURSELVES, the acoustics were fabulous. We were the only people there, everyone else having been scared off by the threat of heat and humidity, or lured by the siren song of beer, or whatever. The forest was fabulous, the light was gorgeous, and it was overall one of my favorite climbing days ever.

I finally got to try the vaunted Harvest Moon (5.7), and found it to be just as satisfying as advertised, all sassy quartz crack with lovely deep holds and lots of flat sweet face to plonk your feet on, if you roll that way, and lord knows I'm a plonker. Plus because it was late afternoon of a hot September day, the rock was even nicely warm to the touch.

And this time I was able to recognize ferns on the first try. I'm a learner!

(Btw, I took the accompanying photo in my office while waiting for the workday to be over. I have exactly one photo from the climb itself, from when my partner was rappelling down. One picture. Why? Because I'm a rock star belayer, is why--I belay with both hands. Also, it's a picture of a lot of rock with a little tiny butt in the middle.)

I also tried an unnamed 5.9 project right next to Harvest Moon and I feel like I acquitted myself well on it, even though I didn't make it all the way to the top. I got to a spot at the base of a big blank slab where I could rest, and just stood there, boggling. Maybe if I could have crimped harder... or instantly grown to 5'11".

Well, there's always this Friday.


Oddmonster hid a creepy doll in the garden at 11:08:04 PM

August 28, 2007


Dizzy in my head


The Princess Wilhelmina Bean Sauce Biteypants is dying. The vet has given her a week to live.

Tung-Tung and I have other ideas.

I'm sure the Princess is ready to kill both of us: since we found out, one or the other of us has been glued to her side. As I write this, I am sitting on the floor of El Yo's office, petting her mighty self lying next to me in the darkness. Just out of range of the screen's glow, Tung-Tung is lying out on the rug next to the Princess, one large and fluffy back foot gently stretched out to make contact with her toe.

Punk.

Ever since I got her back home from the vet, I've been trying to curl up next to her, and so has Tung-Tung. The thing about rabbits is that I'm sure he's known a lot longer than the vet and I have. I should have known something was up when Albert started playing nursemaid; that bunny's been sick longer than God, so what he's doing taking care of any of the others should be a clear sign of danger. Hindsight's always 20/20.

So as soon as we got back from the vet and I finished my complete and utter nervous breakdown, I started trying to curl up as close as possible to the Princess. It's not easy; she is trying, herself, to stay as still and as far away from everyone--rabbit and human--as possible. I think she's giving points for effort, though, as she did purr a little when I managed to squeeze behind the stove with her.

Which was when Tung-Tung arrived. If there is one thing Tung-Tung cannot stand, it's humans trying to do rabbit things. Please, woman! Leave the rabbiting to the professionals!

And since then every time I've gone near her, Mr Tungle has come bounding across the floor to casually stretch out between us, or demand her attention (always gladly given in their September-December romance) or just headbutt me in his soft and furry way.

I couldn't be more pleased that he's taken charge of all this. Now if y'all will excuse me, I'm going to go over yonder and lose my fucking mind.

Of course, anyone who tells the Princess she has a week to live is just asking to see her live much longer out of pure spite.


Oddmonster hid a creepy doll in the garden at 09:55:53 PM

May 25, 2007


I'm on the hunt I'm after you


El Yo and I slept downstairs in the basement Thursday night, because Vermont is suffering a heat wave, and the elder--I'm sorry, "active"--bunnies were hogging the one working air conditioner.

Neo and his new adorable (and utterly insane) bonded-rabbit-mate Trishelle have already taken up residence in the basement, because it's better safe than sorry, and I'm paranoid enough that if it gets above 60 degrees (F) I start stashing fluffbutts in the freezer. So there we all were: me, El Yo, Neo, his crazy (but hot!) ladybunny Trishelle, and just the one futon. Turns out, five a.m. is the perfect time for rabbits to throw off their shyness and attack the humans. Or as El Yo put it:

El Yo: I just couldn't get to sleep.
me: Neo didn't get up until 5, sir.
El Yo: that was so funny. They're all totally skittish and afraid, but come 5 am, it's all "SO WAHT DOES A FACE SMELL LIKE!? HUH!???"
me: I know! Shy rabbit is suddenly like "They lie down and not moving? NOW'S MY CHANCE." Did you get thoroughly sniffed, sir?
El Yo: totally.

You know you want pets.


Oddmonster hid a creepy doll in the garden at 11:50:34 PM

May 20, 2007


No one likes a girl who won't sober up


It's been quiet here on the posting front for an entirely different reason than the usual ones. About a month ago, I woke up from a night of climbing to find that I didn't have the strength in my right hand to hold a coffee cup, let alone a crimpy hold. After noticing that advil and ice weren't making a dent in the pain (or the lack of grip strength), I didn't climb for three whole weeks.

Three long, torturous, grumpy weeks.

Three weeks where everywhere I looked, I saw climbing holds. The edge of the doorframe, the wall moulding, the edges of the cubicle walls at work, the shelves at the grocery store. Everywhere.

But I did it, I didn't climb for three weeks. And then when I did go back, I made myself only do 5.5s and 5.6s, not the 5.9+ lead routes I'd previously been falling from. When I woke up the next morning and my arm didn't hurt too badly, I did it again; I went back a few days later and climbed some more, 5.6s and 5.7s, and one eensy, weensy 5.8 on lead.

Yeah, I reinjured my arm. In spectacular enough fashion that I now need two bags of ice, for the two different places it hurts. I am made of awesome.

So.

I'm trying to see this as an opportunity to work on cardio and lower-body weight training. I'm revising my goals and my timetables. Eventually I'll read up on resistance-training as PT, but in the short-term, I'm focusing on getting strong enough to do little things, like grip a kickboard in the pool. And I'm not climbing.

I hate this.

It helps that I have a wide bevy of distractions at my disposal: books to read, tv to catch up on, rabbits to cater to, a house to renovate, a garden to plant (one-handed of course). And I'm ignoring all the climby things I see everywhere: the ivy slithering up the fence, the squirrel scurrying up the underside of a roof strut, the spider blithely hanging out on the ceiling. Really, I'm ignoring them.

It also helps that I get phone calls from The Transient Oregonian, herself no stranger to injury (she has a punch pass for physical therapy), reminding me to knock it off and go for a brisk walk, just as I'm thinking about bouldering round my kitchen. It's uncanny, it's like she can see through the phone.

I'm trying to remain calm, really I am. It's just a huge shock to go from climbing three times a week to a dead halt.

To add insult to this injury, it's finally sunny here. Which means that I am also not boating: no rowing, no kayaking, no sailing, no windsurfing, nada.

Except that in the grand scheme of things, being sidelined another month or so is not a huge problem. I have a roof over my head, food to eat, a motley assortment of cranky pets, and a library to put Alexandria to shame. Now all I have to do is remember to use a ladder to get spices out of the cupboards.


Oddmonster hid a creepy doll in the garden at 01:06:58 PM

May 5, 2007


Why am I able to waste my energy to notice life being so beautiful?



Big dog, big lake
Originally uploaded by Oddmonster.
I helped Luka's mom with some dogwalking today, and despite the gigantic straw hat, I am thoroughly sunburned. But what better way to get sunburned than a walk by the lake with a four dogs and friends? There were even tugboats, courtesy the US Coast Guard.

Sometimes there is more to life than climbing, and those times are generally brought about by pulling a tendon in one of my elbows. At this point I haven't climbed in two weeks, and in fact I've been sitting around for at least a week, because it took that long for me to be able to pick up a coffee cup without squeaking. Which knocked out swimming, too, and since my knees are already shot from soccer, I've gotten caught up on a number of tv shows. But I'm planning on trying this whole "climbing thing" again this Wednesday.

We took all the pups downtown to Church St, and wandered up and down while various people stopped to squeal, pet or marvel at them. We also got to take them into OId Navy to look at toys, where we were soundly glared at by a tight-lipped pregnant woman. I did wonder about what people thought that it was all 4'10" of me in control of the big puppy, but he walked very well on leash, and the worst he got up to was accidentally slobbering on a curious toddler. And as everyone knows, toddlers are totally washable.

Good boy, Luka.


Oddmonster hid a creepy doll in the garden at 08:20:35 PM

May 3, 2007


He doesn't see the danger dawning


Two good fish stories this morning:

1. Fucking Sharks. You blew a two-period-long two-goal lead? What?

Don't make me come over there.

2. God of War and God of War II are amazingly violent video games that also happen to be very, very pretty. The combination of these factors makes them perfect to knit to, as long as you happen to have a gamer handy to, y'know, make them go. Anyway, after you finish the second game, you have the option of choosing a different outfit for Kratos, the eponymic God of War. You can in fact dress him up as a fish.

As the options point out, you do indeed get to make him run around fighting all his enemies again as the

COD OF WAR.

He even has fishhooks instead of swords. Endless amusement.


Oddmonster hid a creepy doll in the garden at 01:35:44 PM


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